She's Not Pretty

Gil and Deb were sitting at the bar, having some beers after work.

”Look at that waitress,” said Gil, “I wouldn’t mind…”

Deb’s face turned into a mask of hatred for a second, and then she said with disbelief: “What? Her? I don’t see it. Why do guys always say a girl looks nice when she has big tits. Yeah, she has big tits, but all they are is huge and gross. Can you imagine her in a few years? Forget about it.” But then perhaps Deb thought that was not cool, so she looked around for another waitress, “Now that girl, you see that? She’s pretty. She has those delicate features. And don’t think I dis every girl with big tits, see, this girl has nice firm breasts too. Only they are not so in your face, you know what I mean?"

"Whatever,” said Gil, “Forget it.”

Then the first waitress approached, “Will there be anything else?"

"Well,” Gil tried to act manly and nonchalant, “How about another round.”

Posted by: Paweł Kowaluk